You’ve got X amount of time between now and THE END OF THE DAY/THE END OF THE WEEK/the end of your rope. And if you already know what "X" is without having to look at the calendar, you know ‘tis the season of having more to do than hands, time, or patience to get it done.
If only you had two more hands, 24 more hours in a day, or a few more patience increments in your wheelhouse. [Wheelhouse . . . wheelhouse . . . wheelhouse. Yup. No matter how many times you say it, it still sounds pretentious.]
While I’ve never actually played football, I am confident when I assure you that I am your ideal running back. I can take whatever you’ve got to hand off and escort it securely across the goal line (and, quite possibly, add a bonus two-point conversion).
By “whatever,” I mean WHATEVER, which includes, without limitation, the following:
efficient and methodical execution of to-do's which you need a car, an organized brain, and a modicum of compassion to complete
shopping, returns, pick-ups, drop-offs, pet care, and other stuff that may require you to wait in line or sit in traffic
nimble and resourceful research, reporting on research, and follow-up on research
local events and out-and-about stuff
cost and value comparisons
skillful and expressive writing, editing, and proofreading, all replete with grammatical correctness
“for sale” postings to listservs, online yard sales, and eBay
original content of any kind
expert spatial design utilizing intuitive and durable organization techniques
pantries and closets
garages and additional storage areas
scrupulous and verging-on-compulsive project coordination and management
moving, upgrading, or downsizing a household or an office
property management and renovation/construction projects
confidential and sagacious legal counseling
contract review and negotiation
personal referral to subject-matter experts
helpful and insightful coaching on personal matters
Surely this list contains something you need immediately in your life, so please contact me NOW to get the ball rolling. Handed off. Whatever. Please holler.